If you think about it, how ludicrous does the truth about the birds in the bees sound? Eggs falling from tubes? Little tadpole like creatures that shoot out in the millions for the opportunity to enter and fertilize one such egg? That egg turning into a person that lives inside of the mother's belly for years, while surviving off nourishment it receives from a tube that connects it with it's mother, via the belly button? Wow. I'm glad my mom told me that babies came from the liquor store. Of course that might be why I'm a borderline alcoholic now.....Hummm........Nay, that's not it.
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When I was a child, my grandfather gave me the talk but only halfway. I grew up thinking that men peed inside their women.
LOL! I can definitely see how a child would find that hysterically funny! I know I did as a kid!
LOL! Brotha Buck that was funny as sh*t. My parents just gave me a book. A picture book at that! Hell, they might as well had given me a subscription to Hustler magazine. LOL!
heeeheeeeeee...I love it. My mother decided to torture us by drawing it ALL OUT on a steno pad. ugh. I needed a drink after that!!
babies come from the liquor store = funniest explanation ever.
I always thought it was amazing...I am glad my mother gave me the detail and showed me th picture.. I was about five myself.
I appreciate all of the comments....The truth is to this very day my parents have never told me the facts of life...Not even the true name for the body parts (how sad is that). I remember being in junior high and us watching the clean, cut for tv. version of Saturday Night Fever. When John Travolta (however you spell his name) needed a rubber to have sex I asked why he needed a rubber (you know I was thinking about rubber-band, right? I'm sitting there thinking to myself that you wrap the rubber band around your wee-wee to stop whatever came out of it from coming out of it. No joke.) My older sister's thought it was funny, but no one ever answered my question. Now, here I am in my thirties and the question has still gone unanswered. If someone doesn't tell me quick I'm likily to accidently get some chick pregnant.
I thought i was bioled as a little kid, my mom was saying born and my pops talked about eggs, but the cloest B word i had in my 3yr old vocab was biold. LOL
thank God for the internet indeed!
my parents told me i happened after they wanted to test out the new linoleum they had just installed while boozing on sangria.
i totally relate to that liquor store comment (and nice to have a new reader-thanx for the comment)
Thanks for the visit & comment.
All the Best,
Will.
Lol only borderline? okay! Ummm first time I analyzed that idea. I never was told, I kinda figured it out myself. If I was told i woulda been like woooooaaahhhhhh fall back! Are You Serious? AHHHHHHHHH
lolol
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